Bell 101 System Status: Last updated at 21:33:14 on November 23, 2009

= Available (51) = In Use (16)
= Status Unknown (0) = Down (1)
 
 
No one is logged in; up 27+23:38, load 1.00, 1.00, 1.00
Shylock
No one is logged in; up 21+02:06, load 0.00, 0.01, 0.00
Claudius
No one is logged in; up 6+10:42, load 0.10, 0.10, 0.04
Iago
No one is logged in; up 12+06:27, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Desdemona
No one is logged in; up 19+06:02, load 0.00, 0.04, 0.03
Ophelia
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Goneril
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Cordelia
In use; up 3+04:28, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Regan
No one is logged in; up 6+00:35, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Agamemnon
No one is logged in; up 6:22, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Lear
No one is logged in; up 22:43, load 0.01, 0.00, 0.00
Duncan
No one is logged in; up 23:20, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Octavius
No one is logged in; up 5+08:20, load 0.01, 0.02, 0.00
Antony
No one is logged in; up 1+00:23, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Hector
In use; up 3+06:24, load 0.35, 0.21, 0.08
Achilles
Does not respond to ping
Aeneas
In use; up 14+11:12, load 0.04, 0.06, 0.02
Hecate
 
 
No one is logged in; up 2+10:08, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Titania
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Balthasar
No one is logged in; up 6+05:36, load 0.15, 0.12, 0.05
Balthazar
 
No one is logged in; up 6+02:48, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Mustardseed
In use; up 1+07:40, load 0.05, 0.01, 0.00
Peaseblossom
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Elbow
No one is logged in; up 6+01:09, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Froth
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Ariel
No one is logged in; up 1+09:31, load 0.00, 0.04, 0.01
Iris
In use; up 2+03:54, load 0.01, 0.00, 0.00
Juno
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Ceres
 
No one is logged in; up 2+06:41, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Puck
No one is logged in; up 2+06:41, load 0.00, 0.01, 0.02
Polonius
No one is logged in; up 3:10, load 0.00, 0.01, 0.00
Dogberry
No one is logged in; up 11+07:39, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.04
Fool
No one is logged in; up 4+09:00, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Snug
In use; up 4+05:27, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Pinch
No one is logged in; up 18+04:22, load 1.00, 1.00, 1.00
Bottom
In use; up 8:32, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Snout
 
No one is logged in; up 9:16, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Cressida
No one is logged in; up 7:43, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.04
Caliban
No one is logged in; up 2+02:26, load 0.14, 0.05, 0.09
Caithness
No one is logged in; up 6+06:55, load 0.04, 0.02, 0.07
Mercutio
In use; up 10:47, load 0.85, 0.60, 0.47
Troilus
In use; up 7+04:37, load 0.37, 0.38, 0.34
Trinculo
In use; up 3:04, load 0.33, 0.25, 0.15
Prospero
In use; up 19+10:05, load 0.02, 0.08, 0.17
Volumnius
 
No one is logged in; up 11+13:48, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Albany
In use; up 13+13:13, load 0.37, 0.09, 0.03
Burgundy
No one is logged in; up 5+04:26, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Cornwall
No one is logged in; up 11+03:26, load 0.00, 0.01, 0.00
Quince
No one is logged in; up 1+00:30, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Sebastian
No one is logged in; up 4+09:19, load 0.02, 0.01, 0.00
Miranda
No one is logged in; up 9+06:40, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Oswald
In use; up 5+11:54, load 0.14, 0.17, 0.08
Voltimand
 
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Fortinbras
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Horatio
No one is logged in; up 5+06:16, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Banquo
No one is logged in; up 13+04:58, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Kent
No one is logged in; up 6:54, load 0.04, 0.02, 0.00
Brutus
In use; up 18:47, load 0.41, 0.52, 0.37
Cassius
In use; up 4+09:04, load 0.72, 0.92, 0.81
Flavius
No one is logged in; up 11+01:15, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Cato
 
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Montague
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Ulysses
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Ajax
No one is logged in; up 6:22, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Patroculus
No one is logged in; up 6+21:28, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Gertrude
No one is logged in; up 5:24, load 0.00, 0.01, 0.07
Capulet
 
 
   
No one is logged in; up 6+01:29, load 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
Rosencrantz
In use; up 1+06:25, load 1.81, 1.70, 1.56
Guildenstern
       

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A General Overview of the Layout:

Starting with the consultants table, we have Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Titania - a fae king and queen who never really owned anything, and two people who constantly did the king's bidding and ended up getting killed for it. Perfect for consultants.

Up the left side we have first the triumvirate who took over after the assassination of Caesar: Lepidus, Antony, and Octavius. Opposed and across from them, naturally, are three kings: Duncan, Lear, and Agamemnon (all three fated to die as well, I might add).

Behind Lear sit his three daughters: Regan, Cordelia, and Goneril. Cordelia, being the only faithful one, calmly watches over the back of her father. This being a woman's table, we have on the other side three more doomed females: Ophelia, Gertrude, and Desdemona.

Opposite them we have the "Villains Table," a veritable gallery of rogues. Claudius sits behind his queen (Gertrude), flanked by Iago and Shylock. Across from Claudius we have Hecate, goddess of evil, flanked by the warring lords of the houses Montague and Capulet.

Behind them we have our "Warriors Table" - Achilles, Aeneas, and Ajax seated across from Patroculus, Ulysses, and Hector. Patroculus is across from his friend Achilles and across the table from Hector, who is fated to slay him; Achilles and Hector are at diametrically opposed ends of the table.

Behind these two we have Balthazar and Balthasar, two names popular throughout many of the Shakespearean plays. They add a minor - but necessary - amount of confusion to the whole deal.

Moving on to the right side and coming down, we used to have Moth and Cobweb forgotten against the wall (Cobweb conveniently closest to the corner of the room). In front of them we have the rest of our Unseelie Court: Mustardseed, Peaseblossom, Elbow, and Froth (frothing in the corner, no doubt), across from four spirits/goddesses: Ariel, Iris, Ceres, and Juno.

After this we have a Court of Fools: Puck, Polonius, Dogberry, and Fool opposite Snug, Pinch, Bottom, and Snout.

Following this we have four hotheads - Cressida, Caliban, Caithness, and Mercutio - seated across from four levelheaded figures - Troilus, Trinculo, Prospero, and Volumnius. Troilus sits opposite his lover, Cressida, while the loyal Trinculo sits opposite the treacherous Caliban (both from "The Tempest").

After this, we have Albany, Burgundy, Cornwall, and Quince set against Sebastian, Miranda, Oswald, and Voltimand; and finally we have our second Warrior's Table: four warriors loyal to the king (Fortinbras, Horatio, Banquo, and Kent) seated opposite four noble warriors who opposed Caesar (Brutus, Cassius, Flavius, and Cato).

Description courtesy of Chester H Zeshonski (chz@acsu.buffalo.edu).